I canot fail in any way whatsoever, this Lecturers know i pay here.

(!!!oops, this is a bit complicated!!!!)

With all heart and soul, one cannot really tell what is going to happen next in college. People pass each year, others fail. Some get distinctions, others get fails.

What I really think always is to give teachers/lecturers a piece of my mind, though they usually do not care. They are the most stubborn, notorious, naughty and always want to pin you down.

Well, if you have befriended one maybe this can help you out in one way or another.

Imagine a situation where you pay for your fees. do you really want to fail? And who wants to fail their college? no one, so why dont you take Sir or Madam out for coffee, or just approach them directly to tell them you cannot afford to fail?

I am thinking of doing that this year. I am not all worried, but i have to get this Degree, i just have to get it. The lecturers know that i  pay and i keep them working, why would i fail as they watch?

FOREGO FAST FOOD TEMPTATION

Fast foods in the world today have come up in the daily home diet without a second thought of what risks they cause. Especially to us ccollege kids. Fast food is cheap and convenient, but how healthy they are is not known. What is known are the health complication they can cause they consumer.

Studies have shown that many people in the US today eat fast foods far often forgetting a healthy diet supplementary.

Many weight watchers usually do not usually watch their diet thus ending up in frustrations, just because they pass near a fast food restaurant.

Foregoing the fast foods consumption on a schedule may solve some health problems linked to the composition of the foods, storage and preparations. What you should know first is fast foods are not only found on fast foods restaurants; they are also made at home on daily basis without our knowledge. 

First, any kind of food prepared at home may turn out to have effect identifiable with those of fast foods. You may be taking up a balanced diet prepared with too much oil for example; oil is what is used in those fast food restaurants to extend shelf life. And you surely will get fatter the moment you gobble the food down.

The type of fat you use to cook should also be a life checkpoint. Avoid likes of trans-fat (which is known to clog arteries and raise cholesterol in the body) often used as a stabilizer in food processing.

Don’t get it twisted, fast foods can cause major health risks like heart attacks, obesity and cause damage to the liver more than alcohol can ever do.grocery.com

Peace Utmost People

After 2007, we residents of Burnt Forest area cannot forget what happened. We cannot forget what voting caused the downfall of our very beloved town, reducing it into rubbish and danger zone living up its name, Burnt Forest. We cry peace to all Kenyans, and we do not want Kenya to be what it was, and peace be in Kenya. let us join hands and call peace from all the corners of Kenya.

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JOKES AND STORIES OF BURNT FOREST: what do you always think? is it not when to eat?, ...

JOKES AND STORIES OF BURNT FOREST: what do you always think? is it not when to eat?, ...: what do you always think? is it not when to eat?, when to find a lady? or why are you panicking, i  haven't forgotten that you must sneak to...

joke of the day

An investment counselor decided to go out on her own. She was shrewd and diligent, so business kept coming in, and pretty soon she realized that she needed an in-house counsel. She began to interview young lawyers.

"As I'm sure you can understand," she started off with one of the first applicants, "in a business like this, our personal integrity must be beyond question." She leaned forward. "Mr. Peterson, are you an honest lawyer?"

"Honest?" replied the job prospect. "Let me tell you something about honest. Why, I'm so honest that my father lent me $15,000 for my education, and I paid back every penny the minute I tried my very first case."

"Impressive. And what sort of case was that?"

The lawyer squirmed in his seat and admitted, "He sued m

Water and power are also political in Kenya

In this race for next general election 2013 in Kenya, we need water and electricity power that we still lack. Aspiring candidates are shouting yet we hear them saying that they are the best suited to sit on the coveted state house. In exchange, we want Kibera to stop being Kibera and be a standard living place with water, sewerage system and electric power.
These things may seem unachievable but they are if leaders get serious with what they mean. We want the rail to be re-installed and communication network to be improved. We want jobs for the youths, and when other leaders are busy altering the IEBC biometric voter kits tenders, we want a change in how we live more than change in how we vote for the leaders.
With the devolved government system, citizens must no loose the chance to demand for developments of their respective counties. Turkana areas where oil has been all along should not still lag behind in county economic developments.
We want water to be channeled to North Eastern regions of Kenya. And why is it easy to conduit oil from Changamwe to Uganda but hard to channel water from Meru County to Mandera?

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When Obscenity Becomes a Constituent of Music

When Obscenity Becomes a Constituent of Music: When you go through the channels on your T.V. these days, music is all over the waves. Naked people dance there, revealing what-do-you-think-it-is without jitters

miguna miguna

miguna miguna

He is the talk of the town, the village
and the incumbent factor
determining the Prime Minister’s
political course to the next General
Election. He has caused ripples and
tides in the Kenyan political arena, favoring some political candidates
and disadvantaging others by his
book Peeling
Back the Mask: Quest For Justice in
Kenya. But whether Miguna’s intention with
his book is expression of literature
and love for books or not, he is really
trying to pass a message, either
for revenge of loosing his job as the
Chief Advisor to the PM Raila Odinga or for commercial use of the
knowledge acquired in his
acquaintance with
him channeled in a hot form. Miguna has proved that he can for a
moment hold Kenya affairs politically,
giving a mileage to turns and twists
that this democratic country has ever
experienced by simple use of
freedom expression and guerilla warfare of
threatening to produce an extended
piece of his mind to the ODM officials
in relations to the pos election
violence. And without even giving out
his next Mask Peeler probably, he says
more than he means with just a threat
of
important evidence to ride individuals
to The Hague. He has a reason to be believed and
not to be believed in the long run, but
he has disclosed an iniquity in
disguise and does not in any way
breach the
PMs Confidence under the Constitutions section of “agreement
requesting
confidentiality obligation between
employer and employee” because he
has
fallen out of terms with him. The book that is tailored to keep its
audience locked considering the
current political context in the
country is obviously a bestseller
making
the reading Kenyans storm bookshops despite its soaring price.

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eucalyptus trees: something good

 sewer outlet                                                          channel to the ground                               eucalyptus trees

When everybody else is busy cutting and demolishing any Eucalyptus tree from their land, the Meru water and sewerage services company has been utilizing this allegedly dreaded water sucking species of flora.

Eucalyptus tree has been known for its unbelievable ability to take up water from the soil in higher capacity leading to depletion of amounts of moisture. 

Their underneath meshwork of roots explore distances in probe of moisture-often endangering the local plant community. This has led to cutting these trees around rivers and other sources of water.

Since 1974, the Meru water and sewerage services has been using this species of Eucalyptus globulos pseudoglobulus as it is known to botanists to drain effluence discharged from the sewage ponds. 

Explaining the reasons behind this method of effluence disposal, Mr. Stanley Mbae, the MEWASS general manager said that these trees have played a great part in ensuring that the waste is not directed to the water sources.

However, he said, the soil covered by the trees in the one acre portion of land where the waste is discharged to has now become laden with amounts of liquid waste which is higher than the rate of uptake. 

“We will soon devise a new method as the soil has now been concentrated with the effluence since the early years of colonialism.  The trees have played a crucial part in reduction of malaria where it would be impossible in terms of space and the growing population in Meru town. In chorus, they also take part gaseous exchange.” Says Mbae in his office.

According to Mustafa Omar, a worker whose duties are to patrol the sewage plant ensuring that all mechanisms are met, the Meru Sewerage plant is the most efficient in delivering and has least odor due to correct handling and manning of the plant.
He explains that after phagocetetive process takes place in presence of algae for 21 days, the toxic waste is discharged from the Maturation Pond through an underground meshwork of 24 metal pipes each 50 cm wide.

The interconnected pipes distribute effluence to the ground through holes punched on their surface at intervals where the roots absorb it.

I think it’s time we plant these trees near our latrines for those in rural areas to avoid building new latrines every time they are filled up.

The new state of the art: KONZA city

 LOCATION

Latitude -1, 7500 (145’0.000”south),

Longitude 37, 1167 (377’0.120”E)

60km from the heart of Nairobi;

50Km from Jomo Kenyatta international airport;

500Km from Mombasa and its ports;

POPULATION    

2,004 people

Konza is set to be one of the most successful cities in Africa, competing economically and culturally with the best cities in the world. This site offers all the information and insight you need to fully appreciate and take full advantage of Konza’s phenomenal growth. Some  of the world’s most successful companies, the most talented people and major international investors plan to come to Konza.

inspirational story

"Explain God".

"One of God's main jobs is making people. He makes them to replace the ones that die so there will be enough people to take care of things on earth. He doesn't make grown-ups, just babies. I think because they are smaller and easier to make. That way He doesn't have to take up His valuable time teaching them to talk and walk. He can just leave that to mothers and fathers.

"God's second most important job is listening to prayers. An awful lot of this goes on, since some people, like preachers and things, pray at times besides bedtime. God doesn't have time to listen to the radio or TV because of this. Because He hears everything, there must be a terrible lot of noise in His ears, unless He has thought of a way to turn it off. "God sees everything and hears everything and is everywhere which keeps Him pretty busy. So you shouldn't go wasting His time by going over your mom and dad's head asking for something they said you couldn't have.

"Atheists are people who don't believe in God. I don't think there are any in Chula Vista. At least there aren't any who come to our church.

"Jesus is God's Son. He used to do all the hard work like walking on water and performing miracles and trying to teach the people who didn't want to learn about God. They finally got tired of Him preaching to them and they crucified Him. But He was good and kind, like His Father and He told His Father that they didn't know what they were doing and to forgive them and God said O.K.

"His Dad (God) appreciated everything that He had done and all His hard work on earth so He told Him He didn't have to go out on the road anymore. He could stay in heaven. So He did. And now He helps His Dad out by listening to prayers and seeing things which are important for God to take care of and which ones He can take care of Himself without having to bother God. Like a secretary, only more important.

"You can pray anytime you want and they are sure to help you because they got it worked out so one of them is on duty all the time.

"You should always go to Church on Sunday because it makes God happy, and if there's anybody you want to make happy, it's God. Don't skip church to do something you think will be more fun like going to the beach. This is wrong. And besides the sun doesn't come out at the beach until noon anyway.

"If you don't believe in God, besides being an atheist, you will be very lonely, because your parents can't go everywhere with you, like to camp, but God can. It is good to know He's around you when you're scared in the dark or when you can't swim and you get thrown into real deep water by big kids.

"But you shouldn't just always think of what God can do for you. I figure God put me here and He can take me back anytime He pleases.

And that's why I believe in God.

the youth in KENYA: idea well recieved

the youth in KENYA: idea well recieved: its good you have come out with this strategy. ihope we shall unite and share our ideas.

Them Days in primary school( the letter of love)

                           (dedicated to all pupils and students in Rukuini)

Every time I rewind my mind when relaxed, I mostly revolve around my primary school life (you can call it elementary if you want). Full of adventures from going swimming during class hours, hardening head to a teacher (who one thought you can beat up despite our size) drawing toons and branding them someone's name and all kind of mischievousness. Maybe when you're reading here you remember something of sort. especially if you learnt in somehow reserved school.

I went through several schools, but the most memorable is Rukuini primary school in Burnt Forest area, Rift valley province Kenya. the life was uncontrolled there. Everybody did what they thought was right. We wrote letters to our girlfriends, using "haranguing" and "fabulasticaliously beatifulyer " which we thought wooed the girls at that moment. And miraculously they did love us. They too did the same and we loved them. All those days seemed not to end, and I really miss them.

Sometimes one person was talented in writing this letters which made people flood him with gifts of mahindi choma(roasted maize), ubuange(or kaboru. its fried maize flour) and mifefe (maize stalks which we believed were sugar-cane.). And not forgetting Jussy cola. If you remember this you must be laughing. If you're not you must be sick.

This, however happened to those in rural schools mostly. Like our Rukuini.

Recently i was going through my primary books as old as 10 years old and found five letters, two of which I had written to a girl and three belonging to a long lost friend. Letter writing is the part that intrigued me most. It is in Swahili and English and Kikuyu and Kikalenjin. This is what we called "Sheng"  which by that time we did not know because it was spokken in the Urbanite.

                                                    

TIP 

      TOP 

             IT TO:

                                    OPEN WITH A KEY

                                       AND A SMILE

VRUUUUUUU, PAPA, PAA!!     KUF-DEAD! NI~NDAKUA!!

Kwa Mpenzi Kuku Ndogo......

Kwaja ni salamu nyingi muno kama muchanga baharini. Mbili i want you to know umefendwa naimimi kama shai kwa kikombe ya kauro. I heart ache and headache is knowing your flabbergasting lovely eyes are not seeing me mara iyo iyo. I have no living and eating not very best these days without seeing you in the class when teasher is teashing and me i laugh for you and you laugh to me and teasher does not know what he smells a rat for our rove.

My sugarcane, i see you on water when i bath my face morning and naogopa..because i dont want to interfere beattifuler face of you. The harnguing part is me sing'amui wala kukamua mlimbo mlimbo because you dont want me to go kududuf in Ndunguru river and you.

I love you like sukuma wiki when i see you i shake like a chameleon of a feeble tree. 

I dont want to leave you alone when i go duduf. I will be bringing you Kaboru every day and jussy cora every afternoon till death do us part. 

bye bye My lovery dove in its gitara and in kiswahili i leave a proverb.:

CHALEBISHO NGAHEWA NA NGAWEHUZI HAWAKUFARAGANISHA MRIMBO MRIBO WARIPOKULI KUNTU KUNDULE KUWA UPEPO  HUFUATA FENDERA.

bye bey baibeee babe babes babby babs bibs

sinicerely

   hanton greywolf

I am laughing myself when i copy this letter from the paper. This letter earned me my first Girlfriend, Josephine. And I know she is viewing this post!!!

I told GOD: Let all my friends be healthy and happy forever...! 

GOD said: But for 4 days only....! 

I said: Yes, let them be a Spring Day, Summer Day, Autumn Day, and Winter Day. 

GOD said: 3 days.. 

I said: Yes, Yesterday, Today and Tomorrow.

GOD said: No, 2 days! 

I said: Yes, a Bright Day (Daytime) and Dark Day (Night-time). 

GOD said: No, just 1 day! 

I said: Yes! 

GOD asked: Which day? 

I said: Every Day in the living years of all my friends! 

GOD laughed, and said: You INDIANS know how to negotiate.

But since you are praying and asking happiness for your friends, I can't refuse. 
I love everyone who thinks of others first, so don't you worry...
All your friends will be healthy and happy Every Day! 

THE OFFICE KUNG-FU

Kung Fu can happen anywhere, kitchen, living room, toilet, and in school-mine found me in office. The manager was not in, and i could not resist the urge to perform my basic Fu skills. The Chi (the power in every person that need to be channeled through Kung Fu) was flowing into real life. It is just a basic Kung Fu Move. The sophisticated part of it cannot be shown here, not unless i am kicking some bad guy ass!!!!

WHEN THE SUN FAILS TO SET......

Sometimes back, a friend called and told me that he had won a green card, and that he was on the move of packing up his belongings.
I really questioned how the green card had been  processed quickly, leaving all other belonging to us. you see we had applied as a group out of fun. Nobody could stop Johnny from packing up; I even broke up with him because I refused to help him pack up, and hid some of his valuables: a woofer, DVD player, flat screen Sony HD TV, two cameras and objected owning up of a computer he had lent me.
It all  happened so quick and we wished our stubborn Johnny a good journey to wherever the hell his stinking green said he had been invited.
Listening to my heart, I knew that all was not well. This is Kenya, I told myself.
You see, Johnny was a maverick. He knew town life and rural life alike. he was a jack-of-all-trades on any issue, and he never lacked answers.
So, we missed our Johnny for a week. Before he came back.
Johnny had been conned a lot, even mentally as it was apparent from the looks.He was filthy and dirty,hungry, bent and gray and old.

Explaining his predicaments to the amused Us, he told us of how he had gone to show the card in JFKA airport, as the card directed. the authorities there had mistaken him for a psycho in clean clothes as that was not the protocol.
Some guys offered to help and that is how he met his fate. They were the bad guys.

So beware of those on-line offers, subscriptions and invitation.
OH, ad for Johnny to survive, he sold me all his valuables that he had left me. In fact I am using his computer, now mine to blog this post.!!!

Great news for all of us that hate drinking our 8 glasses of water a day

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of Poop.

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service!

Filming in East Africa

East Africa has not been left out in the industry of filming. With its vast landscapes and wildlife sanctuaries in Kenya, Uganda and Tanzania, East Africa is being marketed worldwide as a filming site. Many films are being shot in the east African coast, on the mountains- Mount Kenya, Kilimanjaro and the Mt. Elgon. Sanctuaries and game parks dominate the Hollywood movie maker’s diaries yearly with several films being shot in Kenya and Northern Tanzania game parks.

In the recent years, Kenya and by extension, Africa has become a favorite location for Hollywood and Nigerian Nollywood movie makers to visit and shoot films. Numerous feature films, comedies and documentaries have been produced here. Some of these have won international acclaim. In the list are:
White Maasai ,The Constant Gardener, Tomb Raider, The Cradle of life, To walk with Lions, Nowhere in Africa, The Rise and Fall of Idi Amin, Sheena, Queen of jungle, Ode and Equator.

Some which have been partly shot in Kenya are:

Survivor, Mission Kilimanjaro for Canada and The Great Savannah Race for France.

“The Constant Gardener" was shot on a location at Loiyangalani, Turkana and Kibera in Nairobi, with scenes from Lake Magadi. It has won over 18 awards and 40 Nominations. Among the awards are 'the best supporting actress in the Golden Globe and Academy Awards of 2005 for -Rachel Weiss and Best Editing in the British Academy of Film and Television Arts awards. The director of this film-Fernando Meirelles lobbied to have it shot in Kenya than in South Africa as that was its first choice.

The producer of 2003 Oscar-award winner, "Nowhere in Africa", Mr. Peter Hermann, changed his mind and decided not to shoot it in south Africa then he came to Kenya for this film making after he saw "I Dreamed Africa" .This film was shot in northern Kenya in the Pokot land among the Pokot tribes people.

"Nowhere in Africa" was shot in Baringo, Bogoria and Mount Kenya. This film is ranked the best foreign film in 2003. It became the second flick shot in Kenya to win the coveted global awards, after "Out of Africa" bagged the best Picture category in 1985.

"Tomb Raider 2" which stars Angelina Jolie was partly filmed at Hells Gate National Park and Amboseli National Park, home of the African's largest elephant herds. It is here that Disney drew its inspiration for many of the scenes in the film" The Lion King”.