SORRY FOR THE INCONVENIENCE

I WAS NOT ABLE TO PUBLISH THE INJURED EYE SHORT STORY SERIES 2 DUE TO PROBLEMS WITH MY TEMPLATE. I AM SURE I WILL PUBLISH IT AS SOON AS IT IS SETTLED. THANK YOU.

THE INJURED EYE SERIES2

THIS CONTINUES TODAY AT 9PM GMT+3.00 KENYAN TIME

JOKE OF THE DAY

When they ran out, on of the big boys was left in the class. He was looking suspiciously at the desk in the far corner.
He tiptoed towards it and did something.
when the break ended the pupils were astonished to find pee and shit on one of their desks. The culprit was not yet known, and the teachers did some extra work trying to determine who the culprit was. it is then they discovered that on the boys was hyper-sensitize on every question. 'Why are you reacting that violently?" one of the teachers asked. "because you think it was me who did that, but i made sure that everybody was out before i peed on that desk. Anyway no one saw me so go on until you find me"

THE INJURED EYE: SHORT STORY SERIES 1 by Antony N. Greywolf

The boy always told his mother that he was not in terms with the other children. For boys of his age,it was the high time to hunt down the village girls. But Injured Eye never went with them,which brought to his head insults and underestimation.

When he discovered that his mom-the only relative and sibling was not disturbed by his problems,he opted to stay by the fire place every hour of the day,staring at the embers that glowed with joy.
The boys had planned a huntdown of one girl who had proved to be a rare mineral to their cheerleader. They had resolved that every boy had to be there and 'support their leader body, soul and in any way chanced in'. Injured Eye was not there.


* * * * *

He was staring at the fire with subtle interest. The flames reflected in his right eye and fell bluntly on the stitch that protected his othe r eye. Since his childhood, this stitch had been there. Only his mom knew what had brought it about. And what it carried.
* * *
The knock at the door did not interrupt his searching eye. In a twinkle the boys rammed into the house. They fumed and after the leader's speech,Injured Eye was lying prostate on the ground.
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to be continued tommorrow.
Antony Ndungu

GIVING OUT

They say give more and expect less. Why?

today

This August has unfolded many escapades. I didnt know how carbon IV oxide kills people. Pararira,as people call the mechanic, could not even move a limb as he had consumed a lot of it. A beer truck also crashed near the Bforest police post.

THE MAN

a man is dying from fire right now on Burnt forest wainaina estate

BY THE TABLE YOU WILL FIND THEM,
screaming and wailing
and the shots they take random,
giving cents and billing
they exchange their cue sticks,
they choose which to use,
they hammer on cue ball
that speeds off screaming,
only to pass the impulse,
to another lonely cue,
that jumps into action.





They cry in expectations,
when their marks escalate,
they give their predictions,
their scores they update.



The game is over,
the looser cries it over,
the winner falling over,
he stretches about over,
and around he hovers


he only won 30pence piece,
and better it is




Antony Ndung'u , 'By the Pool table: Where i won this million bucks'

MOMS DEATH

I CAME WITH A CRY,
OF THE NEW WORLD I FOUND,
MY MOUTH WAS DRY,
I WANTED MOM'S TITS,
SHE TOLD 'HUSH SON!',
YOUR TIT IS HERE,
YOU ARE MY FIRST CHILD-MY ONLY CHILD,

CLINGING ON IT I SUCKED,
SUCKED SUCKED AND SUCKED,
AND STILL I SUCKED MORE,
SUCKED MY MOM TO DEATH,
BUT THAT I NEVER KNEW.

MY GRANNY TOLD ME THAT,
I HAD COME IN TIME OF WAR,
IN TIME OF MY MOM'S SOBS,
IN THE PRESENCE OF MY FATHER,
WHO DIED IN TIME OF WAR,
BUT THAT I NEVER KNEW.

 I CRIED AS PEOPLE GATHERED,
 TO GRANNY'S HOMESTEAD WITH CRIES,
 "THE GIRL IS GONE" THEY CRIED,
 BUT THAT GIRL I NEVER KNEW,
 I ONLY KNEW MOM,
 WHO I REALLY DON'T  KNOW.

ANTONY NDUNG'U KAROMO, AWARD WINNING POEM, RUKUINI HIGH SCHOOL 2009








 

THE BIG JOKE

The boys were sitted in class. Mwalimu came as usual to give his pupils some assignment. this boy's name was Otis Otieno. the teacher told the pupils to draw a speeding car, showing that the car was speeding. the he left them.
when he came back everyone had completed thei work except Otis Otieno. when asked he asked where his work is he answered  "Ilisaondoka", with his Luo Accent for "the speeding car has gone"

KWANI WHATS UP?

PETER KIARITHA IS AN OLD FRIEND WHO LOOKS LIKE AN ORDINARY  KENYAN. WE WANT HIM HERE

what was that

today gave way for Hassan to win the kamukunji elections. Also the cheque came, 78,000/= ,i felt like i would grab and ran out like mad.

why the world is funny

the first Question that comes to your mind when you think of the ORIGIN OF THE WORLD IS God.Do you have any good explanation? post it here!!!!